My friend and I are going to direct a Founding Fathers porno called “One If By Land, Two If By Semen” starring John Hancock. With bonus feature “The Midnight Ride of Paul Revere.”
Tag line: The British Are Coming.”
Just needed to share that with everyone.
Roflmao!!!
PLEASE let there be an ‘Old Glory-hole’ reference in this porn somewhere
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