fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “CATCH A WOMAN STEALING FOOD, TELL HER TO STOP. CUSTOMER COPS AN ATTITUDE AND GETS IN YOUR FACE.”

Bottom Text: “JUST SO HAPPENED TO TURN IN YOUR 2 WEEKS LAST WEEK; BRING IT ON BITCH!”]

I work in the specialty cheese shop at a grocery store and we’re also in charge of the Mediterranean Bar as well, which has various olives and other imported foods which customers pay for by the pound up at the register. Unfortunately, people feel that they’re “entitled” to just eat whatever they want off the bar for the sake of “sampling” our food which in the end costs us quite a bit of money.

So after a day where I already caught several people sticking their hands into the food (yes, they really do this) and eating as much as they want, I was out of patience when this woman was taking food off the bar to feed her 4 kids. So when I asked her to please ask for a sample she gave me the typical entitled speech that everyone gives me of how they’re allowed to eat whatever they want and that it’s not stealing and how dare I ask her not to steal. So I just looked right at her and told her that I was glad that I put in my two weeks so I wouldn’t have to deal with customers like her anymore and snickered to myself as I watched her face get red. After 7 years in retail, I’m not holding back anymore so you can kiss my ass you rude bitch. Our food bar isn’t here to feed your snotty brats.

I swear this Robin is in the same company I am, like 90% sure.